It's a fake torso with lumpy breasts that goes on like an apron so students can practice doing a breast exam! It didn't look quite so bad on my phone! Eek. Is this inappropriate?
I decided it was inappropriate after all so I added coconuts.
Let me clarify a few things regarding urethral strictures. The urethra is the little tube that connects your bladder to the outside world. A stricture means a narrowing, therefore if you have a urethral stricture you would find emptying your bladder to be a difficult and slow process. So, though the word structure does indeed exist (I don't know about urethral structures) I really meant stricture. I will save my comments about spelling for a future post. I must admit I did originally post with a misspelling but I corrected it this morning. I'm obsessed.
Ok, I wasn't posing my condiments for pictures! That makes me sound like a crazy person!!
As far as the Crest Mouthwash, the taste lingers all day long. I need to conduct an experiment, but I'll save that for a later post as well.
Speaking of which, I think I'm going to have to limit myself to posting once a week because I end up spending far too much time on the computer.
Did you know a Pox is any eruptive or pustular disease? I'll just ease all of you into the world of medical terminology with words that are vaguely familiar.
Let me clarify a few things regarding urethral strictures. The urethra is the little tube that connects your bladder to the outside world. A stricture means a narrowing, therefore if you have a urethral stricture you would find emptying your bladder to be a difficult and slow process. So, though the word structure does indeed exist (I don't know about urethral structures) I really meant stricture. I will save my comments about spelling for a future post. I must admit I did originally post with a misspelling but I corrected it this morning. I'm obsessed.
Ok, I wasn't posing my condiments for pictures! That makes me sound like a crazy person!!
As far as the Crest Mouthwash, the taste lingers all day long. I need to conduct an experiment, but I'll save that for a later post as well.
Speaking of which, I think I'm going to have to limit myself to posting once a week because I end up spending far too much time on the computer.
Did you know a Pox is any eruptive or pustular disease? I'll just ease all of you into the world of medical terminology with words that are vaguely familiar.
Pustular.
ReplyDeleteHahhahahaha -- I love the coconuts. I love your blog. I love that you wrote right away about pickle juice.
Awesome.
Other good words -- moist. Maria hates that one. :)
Okay, I'm a self proclaimed idiot...I didn't know what strictures were. However, you DID arrange the condements for a product shoot in your own home. Or did they all just happen to be sitting on the counter with the shortest ones in front? I don't know about you but I frequently eat vinegar, ketchup, pickles, olive, mustartd, and salt in the SAME meal...(please insert sarcastic eyeroll here).
ReplyDeletePS- don't restrain your posts...it's a rare gift not all of us possess. I deliberate over a blank text box to come up with something witty...I know, it's hard to believe. However I excell in the art of leaving lengthy comments...so enjoy!
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ReplyDeleteFirst of all, great blog! It's like rooming with you again (except you don't get to comment on my unhygenic way of brushing teeth THEN washing face). And I agree with you about vinegar... and salt... and all things containing vinegar and salt. I am heading to the fridge right now to fine something that fits that description.
I cannot stop laughing, you guys are so funny! Terry, I don't remember commenting about the order in which you brush and wash but I must confess I might still feel the same way.
ReplyDeleteHa ha - the coconut bra is much appreciated.
ReplyDeletePosing your condiments. Taking condiments with you when you go places (need I remind you of the swig bottle?). You're obsessed
I was on the Sagecrest happenings and realized you have a blog now? Is it OK for me to be on this? I hope so. What a fun page. I love your humor and just you in general.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the brush teeth/wash face thing -- shouldn't you brush you teeth first so then you can wash off any spittle or excess toothpaste that gets on your face? Do tell!
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